AURA CHECK

NYC's first vibe improvement hotline

Text 855-AURA-CHECK at 646-760-5204 for an immediate aura reading or slightly unqualified crash-out guidance.

Crashing out over your boss? A boy? Rent going up in Clinton Hill?

Our research division—Spiritual Diagnostics—is developing next-generation tools for self-awareness, emotional clairvoyance, and identifying the exact moment your aura went sideways. Using proprietary mapping of the body's rhythms and biometrics, the mind's tides, and other signals that may or may not be recognized by the FDA, we can help you understand why everything feels weird right now.

Your inner and outer worlds are in constant conversation. We're just here to transcribe it.

Beta testers welcome.